May 8, 2015

It's Easy

Recently I’ve had quite a few people remark to me that I look much thinner.
It’s true, I have lost some weight.
Actually in a relatively short time I have already lost twenty five pounds.
It was easy.
Hardly any work or exercise or diet was involved.
I didn’t realise how bad my over eating was getting.
So one night, just for the heck of it, I skipped my usual overindulgence of food before bed.
The next morning “Bam!” I was twenty pounds lighter.
That’s it. I just skipped one meal.
I really must of been piling the food on my plate.
In fact I had to make sure I ate regular meals in reasonable portions or I risked becoming skin and bones.
I decided I needed to add some muscle to my arms.
I pulled my old barbells out of storage and blew the dust off them.
I did a couple of reps with thirty pound weights.
“Swandella!” My biceps expanded three inches overnight.
I quickly discovered many other areas in life that were quite easy to achieve.
The car needs fixed? I read an online manual, “Cladoodoe!” My car now looked and acted as if it just rolled off the showroom floor.
Household repairs needed? “Ziptabada!” Suddenly my modest shack looked like Hearst Castle.
Really everything is so easy.
All the talk about how hard you have to study, or work at something, or stick to it, or the rewards are worth the effort, etc. etc.,
It is just a bunch of propaganda to keep people down.
Everyone would be happy and successful if they knew the truth of how effortless achieving any good thing really is.
I could go on and on, but I think you get my point.
In case you don’t, let me reiterate, “It’s Easy!”
No pain no gain, Ha!
Lies! Lies!
Well I got to go.
A friend needs a risky surgery done tomorrow,
and I need to read how to do it before my favorite show comes on T.V. tonight.

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